Let’s talk about teddy bears.
I’m sure they can be adorable, but for the most part, I find them terrifying.
Exhibit A1: THE SNUGGLE BEAR.
Snuggle bear. Scary.
Exhibit A2: SUPERNATURAL CONFIRMS IT.
Exhibit A3: GOOGLE CONFIRMS IT.
Exhibit B: THE PURITY BEAR.
No, that’s not a parody.
See, kids? Teddy bears can be terrifying.
Onto the second, and equally important topic of this Sunday post.
It’s come to my attention that I do not own a narwhal print snuggie. I own half a dozen narwhal plushies, and two narwhal figurines, and a narwhal carved of animal bone, and a stamp, etc. etc. but NO NARWHAL PRINT SNUGGIE.
Look at this fabric!
Narwhal snuggie status: NEED.
Anyway, I was thinking about how badly I wanted a narwhal print snuggie, when my housemate, Jen, suggested something even better.
I NEED A NARWHAL CAPE. HOODED. WITH A HORN.
10-sec sketch! Text reads NARWHAL NOT UNICORN.
If I had a narwhal cape (hooded, with horn) then I would be forced to wear that cape in public, and to places like Comic-Con.
We must make this happen, lovelies.
Down with creepy teddy bears, and up with narhwal themed attire!