Bringing out the big guns because it’s Wednesday, and Wednesday, like Monday, has an inherent level of suck, one that can only be negated by consuming D&D music videos.
Aside: The Near Witch has been nominated for Teen Choice Book of the Year, and now it needs your help! And by help I mean vote. You can vote for your FIVE top choices, and I would love if NW was one of those.
And what’s a contest/teen choice thingy without a little incentive, especially b/c NW’s chances of being one of the five finalists are slim…so…
IF you vote for NW and mention it in some way (like a tweet with “I voted for THE NEAR WITCH by @veschwab in the 2012 Teen Choice Book Awards”), I will send you a narwhal-stamped bookmark.*
IF NW becomes a finalist, I will tell you what ANGST KITTENS is. I’ve mentioned that it’s a story, and that it’s somehow related to NW, but I will tell you EXACTLY what it is, and who it stars. Oh, and everyone will get cookies. Or at least narwhal-stamped bookmarks. Or a hug. But MOSTLY I will reveal ANGST KITTENS.
So, anyway. NW would LOVE your vote, and so would I. Also, karma. I bet voting would get you, like, 5 karma points. But mostly ANGST KITTENS and hugs and narbooked bookmarks.
You can CLICK HERE to view the nominees and vote.
*You have to tell me. I’m not psychic (well, I am, but I like to use it for other things). An email with a mailing addy would be great, so I know where to send your bookmark. Also, don’t lie! If you lie, you negate the karmic effects. All 5 points.