Right now it looks a little like this:
-Find a way to monopolize the cake lollipop market.
-Hoard said cake pops so that no one can have any.
-Promise limitless cake pops at THE NEAR WITCH’s launch party.
-Turn all attendees into minions.
Or something like that.
I’ve also considered sending swag bombs (bags of various swag) out to people and having them then leave swag places, in effect spreading NW like a virus (Always a good analogy for your book, V). But still an option.
Another option is pretty clever but it involves hypnosis and I am not patient enough, nor can I keep a straight face long enough for that plan to be feasible.
Or, I guess I could just, you know, infiltrate little by little with books, amassing a small but virulent army…but that would take so loonggggggg.
Oh well, the plotting continues.
In other news, I’m reading books and preparing for next Wednesday, FEBRUARY 2ND, because that day = the SIX MONTH MARK for NW, and that means there will be a GIVEAWAY. And that giveaway will include an ARC. JSYK.
Lastly, bc I said I would, a list of the random objects on my desk:
-Pixel my new panasonic Lumix camera *pets the shiny*
-Half a dozen buttons
-Swag from awesome Elevensies to go in the giveaway package
-A cup of tea
-A wooden duck
-Handwarmers for the homeless
-Trader Joe’s multigrain crackers
And there you have it, my random post for the week. Hope you all are having a warm, cocoa-filled weekend 😉
ETA: Since this post can’t really get that much more random, I’d like to add that I am thoroughly addicted to cute overload these days, and have taken to scouring for pictures that represent my emotional state. So, this is me tonight:
Oh, and while I am at it, Scott Tracey is a meanie.